Aims of St Patrick’s Day:
1.To offer a national festival that ranks amongst all of the greatest celebration in the world.
2. To create energy and excitement throughout Ireland via innovation, creativity, grassroots involvement, and marketing activity.
3. To provide the opportunity and motivation for people of Irish descent (and those who sometimes wish they were Irish) to attend and join in the imaginative and expressive celebrations.
4. To project, internationally, an accurate image of Ireland as a creative, professional and sophisticated country with wide appeal.
5. The festival is celebrated not only in Ireland but also in Various parts of the world.
St Patrick’s Day 2017 Quotes, Funny Jokes, Riddles and Aims for 2017 St Patty’s day:
The St.Patrick’s day is also celebrated in various countries like Russia, Some parts of Asia, Montserrat, Switzerland etc. On this day people search for St Patrick’s Day quotes to send their friends. Here we have gathered some best St Patrick’s Day Quotes.
May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
The drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbour. It makes you shoot at your landlord and it makes you miss him.
Luck is not as random as you think. Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it
The good parts of a book may be only something a writer is lucky enough to overhear or it may be the wreck of his whole damn life and one is as good as the other
May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out.
The amount of good luck coming your way depends on your willingness to act.
If you are lucky neighbour find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.
A handful of skill is better than bagful of gold.
In Ireland, the inevitable never happen and the unexpected constantly occurs.
Christ beside me,
Christ before me,
Christ behind me,
Christ within me,
Christ beneath me,
Christ above me.
May history remind us all.
Of Ireland’s faith and pride.
May God bless us with happiness.
May love and faith abide.
May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.Oh, the music in the air!
An’ the joy that’s everywhere –
Sure, the whole blue vault of heaven is wan grand triumphal arch,
An’ the earth below is gay
With its tender green thy-day,
Fur the whole world is Irish on the Seventeenth o’ March!
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.
May luck be our companion.
May friends stand by our side.
Saint Patrick was a gentleman, who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland, here’s a drink to his health!
But not too many drinks, lest we lose ourselves and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick, and see them snakes again!
There are only two kinds of people in the world,
the Irish and those who wish they were.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint and another one!
That’s the Irish all over — they treat a joke as a serious thing and a serious thing as a joke.
Leprechauns, castles, good luck and laughter
Lullabies, dreams, and love ever after.
Poems and songs with pipes and drums
A thousand welcomes when anyone comes.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer – and another one!
I’m tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today.
I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day.
St Patrick’s Day Funny Jokes:
Two Irishmen had just won $5000,000 in a lottery. Having a pint in a pub Tim say to Sean, what about all them begin letters, Sean replies, we’ll just keep sending them.
Here’s a recipe for St Patrick’s Day Irish stew:
Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of Guinness.
Drink all of the beer.
Forget about the stew.
Two shipyard horses talking to each other. “Are you a Protestant or a Catholic horse?” “Catholic, why?”
“Keep that quiet, I had a friend last week who told them he was lame and they shot him”
I had an accident opening a can of Alphabeti spaghetti this morning,’ said Murphy.
Were you injured?’ inquired Seamus.
No, but it could have spelled disaster,’ concluded Murphy.
A tourist is in Cork but wants to go to Dublin for the St Patrick’s Day celebrations. He stops Paddy in the street and asks him, “Excuse me, can you tell me the quickest way to Dublin?”
Paddy says, “Are you on foot or in the car?”
The tourist says, “In the car.”
Paddy says, “That’s the quickest way.”
His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. “Did she say anything before she died?” asked the sergeant. “She spoke without interruption for about forty years,” said the Irishman.
Kieran O’Connor always slept with his gun under his pillow. Hearing a noise at the foot of the bed, he shot off his big toe.
‘Thank the Lord I wasn’t sleeping at the other end of the bed,’ Kieran said to his friends in Donegal’s pub. ‘I would have blown my head off.’
I went out drinking last St Patrick’s day so I took the bus home.
That might not be a big deal to you but I’ve never driven a bus before!
St Patrick’s Day Short Riddles 2017:
Evan: Paddy O’Furniture.
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it’s a FRENCH fry!
What type of bow cannot be tied?
Jack: On what musical instrument did the showoff musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
Ally: I have no idea.
Jack: On his brag-pipes.
Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover?
I haven’t either!
Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers?
They need all the luck they can get!
Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
Share these amazing and funny St Patrick’s day 2017 Quotes and Jokes with your friends and family. Also these Short riddles can be posted to facebook and your friends will for sure comment on it to know the answer. We wish you all a Joyful and Happy St Patrick’s day and we hope that you enjoy this day with lot of beer.